cigarettes and chocolate milk
Tuesday, May 25, 2010 @ it's just heartbreak warfare
"When you can't get through to someone by loving them,
the next choice is to get through by hurting them.
That's what heartbreak warfare is all about"
-John Mayer


It's not the only John Mayer song that I like, but it's the latest one that's been bouncing around.
Really heartfelt lyrics and a lot of them bleed of broken hearts and too much experience with 'heartbreak warfare'.

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Monday, May 17, 2010 @ blue roses
Hello!
Finally got back to blogging, contemplating on a link change XD
Anyways, i'm hoping everyone's been alright, kind of miss secondary school! But JC is pretty fun in it's own way too! Hahah.
Just finished the general paper today, it's kind of like secondary school english with a 50cents upsize, it has more things, but its still tastes like shit. Don't really feel like studying now anyways.

Oh, and JC ain't all about studying yo! I mean, there are some retards who do that, but I'm determined to never make a subject-related joke ever! Seriously, physics jokes are just plain dumb -.-
But I've really been enjoying life in JC! Mostly because of the people, but also because I joined ODAC (Outdoor Activities Club), and it's not taking old ladies for suntanning like JunKai says! XD I love doing the PT cause it's not too much, and then again it won't push you until you're gonna die. It's sad to see some people saying that they hate PT. Come on, you join ODAC to make your ass bigger huh?

It's pretty awesome finding other loads of other people who are crazy-passionate about the guitar and about music too!

But of course there's gonna be some assholes. It's JC! Especially in student council, a lot of faggots there. Okay lah, its not only in the council, but assholes are everywhere. Thankfully there aren't many XD

Anyways, that's all for now, hopefully I can keep coming back to update.
I'm gonna be away from 4th June onwards btw!


Cheers!

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Monday, February 22, 2010 @ mr maker, she'll be fine
got my mojo back thanks to dinner with aloysius and junkai.
nothing like talking about secondary school days to put one back in the mood for randomness.


Sunday, February 21, 2010 @ they tell me its beautiful
shit shit shit.


not again :(

Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ dear jamie...sincerely me
Dear Jamie,

I'm feeling depressed.
I think I've got everything planned when it really isn't.

Bah, I thought I could be happy and positive but it's not.

Argh, feel like shouting "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK."
But i'm afraid shouting FUCK is a little over bombastic.

Oh my god, I actually feel better after writing here to you, whoever the hell you are.
Dear Jamie, you're a lifesaver!

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. I'm not psycho ^^

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 @ front lobe thing
Realised that this is my 200th post! Omg.

It's been such a long time since that day in september 2006, not to mention the reasons why I initially started the blog. Weird!

I am so scared to even look at my past and see what I've written. But I think that's the beauty of writing things down, you can look back and appreciate how much one has come.

It's absolutely crazy how I used to love "Heroes" so much! Not that I don't like it now, but I have no idea at all what's going on.

Hmm, I hope "Valentine's Day" is a good movie, don't wanna be disappointed. But since "He's Just Not That Into You" was pretty cool, and since Joelyn said it's good, well, it better be!
Otherwise I want a refund!

"Refund" would be the best word in the english dictionary because you know that you've already tried something but you're not happy with it. And you get your money back! Ooo-la!


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Friday, February 12, 2010 @



She never comprimises,
Loves babies and surprises,
wears high heels when
she exercises
Ain't that beautiful
Meet Virginia

Beautiful song by Train :D

Listening to this song reminds me that there are so many girls in the world, but it really takes a unique one to seem beautiful.

Wait, that didn't make any sense.
Anyways, it's a song about a girl who is so different from others that she's just simply beautiful.
Awesome!

O.O
Why does everyone seem to think that JC is a really stressful place?
It really isn't!
Not yet. Haha!
But it's a fun place to be, and like Aloysius would say, "I have no regrets about changing my relationship status to 'single' because being 'widowed' is retarded"

I'm sure he would agree.

Oh no! Is 'Valentine's Day' a good movie???


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Thursday, January 28, 2010 @ upside down
If anyone asks,
"Legion" was the best fucking movie of the year.
It's totally
worth your money and your time.

The storyline makes perfect sense
the characters are so fantastically portrayed.
Paul Bettany will see his career sky rocket after this show.
The other co-stars (including Dennis Quaid) will never fade into obscurity
simply because this movie was such an awesome flick.

It made perfect sense to
watch this fucking awesome movie.

Simply because it actually wreaked. Totally not worth your money.
It's not worth giving a review.
This is not a review, it's a warning.

"Legion" tries to impress by giving hope to people in these minutes before 2012 when SOMETHING will happen, forever changing mankind.

Instead, it ends up giving the viewer a bloody headache. Usually, people will stay back to watch a movie's after credits.
"Legion" wasn't that kind of movie. No one is looking forward to a sequel for this quagmire of a show.
Movie-goers are left thinking:

"I should have lived my life differently before the world ends
I shouldn't have watched Legion"


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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 @ i feel like falling
The more I listen to OneRepublic's "All The Right Moves", the more I like it. And the MV is simply awesome! Arthouse class with rock tones. Sh-weet!


Oh my gosh, I have absolutely nothing to post about.

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Friday, January 15, 2010 @ it's all a joke
Hmm, I'm trying to learn "If Today Was Your Last Day" so that I can fulfill my 2010 fantasy of playing the guitar to Quah Ting Wen and winning her heart and mind!

Oh my god, that sounds so retarded.

Lo, DayBreakers is nice! I like the way it actually depicts people for who they are, selfish beings who don't really care what happens to others as long as they can live comfortably and maintain their little worlds.

That said, it's a creepy gory show. I love it!

Oh, I heard that a sperm whale carcass was hauled from the Taiwanese ocean and on a...big truck I guess. As it was travelling, the drivers stopped for the night and found the whale's 2 metre penis removed in the morning.

Now, who the hell goes around cutting sperm whale penises in the wee bits of the morning? And isn't it a little...big to be carrying around? Okay, assuming you strap it to the top of your car, you can't go home and tell mom that its just your hungover friend from that awesome party last night, now can you?

Oh, and as if having his not-so-little brother removed, the whale traveled through a small Taiwanese town with a lot of little yellow people (don't be angry, I'm asian too), and promptly exploded due to a pressure build up in its body. Poor Mr Tan never got that piece of whale boogies off his windshield.

Ooo, I do recommend the cinema at Bugis Shopping centre. It's pitch black. You can't even see who's next to you. Ok, not PITCH black, but black nonetheless. I wouldn't know if someone's sitting next to me even if he had his bum in my face.


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Sunday, January 10, 2010 @ love's not only blind, it's deaf
Ugh, I'm sick of all the racism and hatred in the world. I know some people will say that I'm quite the hypocrite by saying that, by I really do hate discrimination. It's so intangible and shallow.

At this point, there' been a 5th firebombing at a Christian Convent school I think, but this shows that racial tensions in Malaysia are heating up, I wonder if this will lead to more disruption then the social chaos its creating now?

In terms of social security, Singapore has it good, our country is just too small, it's makes the governments job that much easier to control the population. It has also made us spoilt and complacent by giving us a sense of security.

Ugh, I'm just sick of what we have sometimes.

Friday, January 01, 2010 @ post
Umm, won't be updating so regularly now, not so much free time.

Happy 2010! In 2 years, we are soooooo fucked!
But I think, we shouldn't be thinking HOW the world is gonna end, if it does. What really matters is what we do with the time that we have.
2 years.... maybe I could try and break a world record of eating the most fish and chips in 2 years :D

Oh, I love this song





Rob Thomas is an amazing vocalist and song writer, its really a pity his newest album is so...commercial.

Hmm, school is starting soon for those poor bastards. ^^

I'm just wondering aloud, but what defines a 'good' person? 0.0

Err...new year. I still can't keep my finger off the issue that in this year, there'll still be poverty, exploitation, sorrow and so much more other social ills.
It's degrading that a "civilized" world could be so uncaring about the others we share the world with. I'm talking about people from less developed countries who suffer from the exploitation of other nations, and the creatures that share our world.

I could go on, but the truth is, what can I really do to stop the above?

And to the anonymous guy, thanks! :D


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Friday, December 25, 2009 @ santa!
Dear Santa,

If you can come to my house tonight and deliver a half decent present, you can take any of the fishes in the fish tank.
Any of them.
I swear, I don't care.

Yours sincerely,
The Asshole From Singapore

P.S. Please take the whole damn tank. Thanks!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!




Parental advisory! Haha!

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Sunday, December 20, 2009 @ you're fucking full of it
Just realised this is my 191st blog post, time flies!

Yep! Dead kangaroos!
Nope, I didn't pose with my brother-from-another-momma. It was on a highway. I don't wanna join that little idiot. No offence to the relatives of that dead guy. :D

Oh yeah, Peter Chao the bomb!
Here's a good video of Hongkie discipline. Actually, Asian discipline in general. We had it right with that ass whupping.



"Hitting is the solution!"

I think he got inspired by Russell Peter's video of how his dad used to kick his ass.

Okay, so Perth... had a lot of flies!!
It's summer there, and they have a lot of flies in the suburbs and countryside. I actually missed singapore. Shoot me.

Facebook has gone all woozy on me. Bleargh.
And I really wanna play guitar with someone, anyone wanna play?


Ciao!

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Saturday, December 19, 2009 @ hey now, give me the meltdown
Oh god, feels good to be back!
And then the humidity hits you, and suddenly, it isn't so nice.

Went away for 2 weeks to Perth, it was so damn hot.
And no, I didn't meet Joash.
I did see kangaroos though. Some dead ones too. So cute!

Will blog more soon.
Cheers!

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oh, hello stranger
Hola stranger!
my name is mark
class 4/8
coral secondary school
novice guitarist
music lover
tries to live in the moment

"Crying Lightning"by Arctic Monkeys